Friday, December 11, 2009

FAA AT-SAT Update

Well, the official start time was 0845CST and it is now 1117 as I type this and I just took a lunch break.

At this time, I have finished the first 5 out of 8 sectionsn where the first 7 are actually scored. The lase section is kind of a psych exam, but it is just for information and not scored.

I started taking the test called "Dials," where you are given a set of dials and asked the reading of certain ones. Not hard if you drive a car.

The second test was the most dreaded part, and it was the "Applied Math.". I can't do math to save my life, so this is the section that is the most difficult for me.

Next, I took the "Scan" test, which gives you a range of numbers and you have to scan the 'radar' screen and input the numbers as they pop on the screen of those that don't belong. This is easy for me because I know how to 10-key, and second, if you have participated in Twitter, you HAVE to be a spaz to keep up with the speed that you sometimes come across.

After "Scan," I did the test for "Angles," which you have to identify angles. Not too hard.

One of the more intense tests is called, "Letter Factory," which shoots letters down a conveyor belt, and you have to 'box' them up, order boxes when you have 1 of any colour left, and call 'Quality Control' when a letter that isn't A, B, C, D appears. Of course, this is just a simulation, but demonstrates how you have to have excellent situational awareness and speed and coordination. Lots of things going on at once, and of course, there are questions to answer about what is on the screen.

So, I just finished lunch and going in to take what I think is the "MOTHER" of all of the tests, which is "Air Traffic Scenarios.". I will spend a good hour directing airplanes off my screen, into airports, and keep them away from each other. What's worse about it, is that when you crash a plane, it makes a sound in your headphones...and, depending on your volume settings, the person next to you can hear it. Not embarassing, right?!

So, off I go...this is the last time I can take the test before I age out, and I am not worried about it...probably will do better this way.

Keep your fingers crossed...results will come in 7-10 days after today.
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FAA AT-SAT

So, I am here this morning in Arlington, TX, where I am scheduled to take the FAA's AT-SAT, which is the aptitude test for a position as an Ait Traffic Controller.

I have taken this test before in July 2008, but unfortunately only scored a 79.9 on it, which is a "Qualified" score, but with so many applicants getting an 85 or better (which is "Well Qualified") I have not been given a second look.

Back in September, I was fortunate enough to have gotten a tour of the TRACON at DFW International Airport and spoke with several people that said without an 85 or better, I would probably not be considered...so, here I am for what will be my last retake.

We will start at 0830, and will try to blog and tweet in between sections, as I am able to take as many breaks as I desire.

Wish me luck!
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Thursday, December 10, 2009

Zuni’s Chili #foodiefriday

2 pounds course ground beef
Salt
3 cans kidney beans, 2 of them drained
3 cans stewed tomatoes
1 8-ounce can tomato paste
1 large green bell pepper, chopped
1 large onion, chopped
1 chili seasoning pack
chili powder
Canned Mushrooms (optional)
Celery (optional)
1-2 cups beef broth

Brow the ground beef with a little salt and chili powder.  When brown, drain the fat.  In a large pot, add the chopped vegetables and meat together for about 5-10 minutes (vegetable doneness isn’t required, as this simmers for hours.) 

Add seasoning pack, stewed tomatoes, kidney beans, and tomato paste to the meat and vegetable mixture.  Stir often and add 1-2 cups of beef broth, to just barely cover the mixture.  Simmer uncovered for 2-3 hours.

Note: If no seasoning packs are available, you can substitute 1t salt, 1t chili powder, 1t garlic powder, 1t onion powder, and 1/4t ground cumin.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Your Royal Anus

image I woke up yesterday in Washington, DC Dulles, VA at my hotel, where I was told we were going to get 1-2 inches of snowfall, starting around 3pm.  By the time I went to bed at 0100, that had been upped to 5-6 inches.  Well, imagine my surprise when I wake up at 1000 and start singing:

“Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful, and since we’ve no place to go…let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!”

Sure enough, it was snowing at that hour and it wasn’t just baby snowflakes, but very large, well developed ones.  Of course, what does that mean for an airport?

DELAYS, DELAYS, DELAYS

But, sure enough, as I watched my company flight tracker, my flight left its previous city on time and was even scheduled into DC on time.  How shocked was I?  Of course, with the snow, I did was anybody would have done, and suggested that my crew leave 20 minutes earlier, JUST to make sure we got there safely, and had more time to get food, JUST IN CASE!

So, right before boarding, the flight was put into a GDP, due to rain at JFK, which is the norm.  Heck, somebody sneezes and they go into a GDP.  (For those not in the industry, a GDP is a ground delay program, which is what happens when air traffic control decides to stop airplanes at their departure point, not releasing them for takeoff until a certain time, due to weather, other traffic, or other reasons.)

Twenty minutes later, we were cleared to board, and did just that.  Not had to do with just a mere 44 people on the flight.  Of course, with snow, you have your usual deicing, but with this being the first storm of the season, it can be image kind of hectic.  Not only that, another flight had come back to the gate a second time for deicing, so they had a little priority than we did.  So, we sit at the gate, with the door close (which means we were getting paid) and waited for an hour for it to be our turn.  Of course, we deice for about 20 minutes and were just ready to push completely back, when the Dulles Airport authority decided the ramp behind us was ready for snow removal, and lined up the plows, grinding push-back traffic to a halt.  Of course, this is no easy feat, considering the width of the ramp area between the B and D gates at IAD. 

Of course, I’m watching from the back of the plane, and timing it at about 10-15 minutes per pass, and counted about 6 passes needing to be made.  Do the math…

image After they finished, we were able to push back and made a fairly quick taxi out for takeoff, and right before being cleared onto the active runway, the F/O came back to verify that the wings were still not contaminated, but of course, they were.  Sitting there waiting for the ramp to be cleared, along with the heavy snowfall, allowed the snow to build up again, and that meant another deicing.

So, once we went back to the gate, that’s when the crazy started.  Nobody was mad, upset, or pissed off.  They all understood, but of course, the questions about connections starting flying…literally.  The only concerns I had was taking a man off who just didn’t want to go, and trying to get my two real misconnects off the plane.  Had we not gone back to the gate, I would have just left it alone, but why tease them with going if they didn’t have to…especially with the storm heading that direction.

image Of course, many people fly my airline because it is cheaper than using their national carrier and/or the alliances of other airlines can’t get them there as quickly.  One gentleman was flying with his wife on Emirates, between JFK and Dubai.  Of course, my airline has no agreements with that airline, so they are on their own.  Of course, with it being weather related, no airline will be responsible for anything. 

I asked him when his flight was, and he said 2300.  OK, so he has 3 1/2 hours to claim his bags, make it one terminal over, and check in, with time to spare.  No running involved.  Yet, he asked every other FA on the flight about his connection, and got the same answer from each of us…we even told him to CALL the airline to see if his flight was operating on time, to which he replied, “I don’t have the number.”  Of course, he did, but he wanted to be a pain…I saw him on the phone several times and each time I went by, I assured him he would make his connection after we deiced, since it is only a 47 minute flight between the two airports.

image During initial decent, I was cleaning up for a bumpy ride through the clouds, and he stopped me again and asked, “Can you get us a car to take us over to the Emirates terminal?”  I just stared at him and had to think about the appropriate answer.  Of course there wasn’t one, so I just stated, “Sir, the customers sitting in the first two rows have a connection in 1 hour and 15 minutes after arrival and they aren’t getting a car.  Unfortunately, due to weather, the airlines aren’t responsible for anything because it is out of our control.  At this airline, we don’t have any cars or other transportation to get you from point A to point B.  We are a low-cost AIR carrier and having cars isn’t part of our business plan.”  I smiled and then told him, “You have 3 1/2 hours Sir, you will have more than enough time to make your flight.”

Yet, my short connections were just as happy as can be and were so understanding, and I, along with a friend at our RES office, did our best to give them as much information as possible and have other options.  Of course, I always wonder after somebody like that leaves, if they actually DID make the flight.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Oh, the weather outside is frightful

This morning, I decided to be a good commuting stew and fly out to my base early, since I was already making a trip to the airport.  I don’t start until 0940 tomorrow and do a Chicago/ORD turn, but the first LAX flight on American Airlines now doesn’t depart until 0800.  It was 0600, then 0700, and now 0800?  You can really start to see the cuts, and even during the holiday season, I’m shocked that the LAX flight is so late.

So, I get up at 0530 for a 0645 departure from the house.  I only live 7 minutes from the employee parking lot at DFW Airport.  We had a cold front move in a few days ago, and yesterday it was just dreary and cold, but this morning, there was a lot more rain this morning. 

As we headed off to the employee lot, I noticed that the rain started looking a lot thicker.  Of course, I couldn’t believe it was what I thought it was, just because the temperature wasn’t at 32F yet. 

Well, sure enough, we get to the lot and get the bags out of the back of the truck, and my sweater confirms it….

IT’S SNOWING!

Of course, I’m all thrilled, a huge smile creeps across my face, and then I start to kick myself for commuting out, at least, that early.  But, after making our way to the bus and into the terminal, and about 30 minutes waiting for our flight, sure enough…it was gone.  No more snow, no rain, just a lot of clouds.

It didn’t stick, but it did give me hope for a “White Christmas.”

Monday, November 30, 2009

Christmas is Coming…

I normally don’t decorate for Christmas.  For so many years, I was living with too many people and flew, so I didn’t see the point in buying an expensive tree and going all out.  If I happened to be home, I’d rather spend my money on a nice turkey dinner with all the trimmings, especially when I was living in Long Beach, CA, and running a crash pad…the junior gang that I lived with appreciated the food (and the leftovers) and hell, I was mildly talented in the kitchen, and could whip something up.

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I moved back to Texas in 2007, to be closer to family, and have since taken the holidays off, not because I don’t like getting double-time for working Thanksgiving and Christmas Day, but the fact that trying to non-rev to my base is a complete and utter nightmare, and I would rather just not deal with it.  Besides, what’s better than being home for the holidays, with good food and family?

Turkey Well, this Thanksgiving was great and was just a small group of 9 people.  Most of my extended family lives in California, so it tends to be my family of 4, my aunt, and whatever boyfriends and girlfriends are around at the time, and whomever we decide to muster up for a huge dinner.

I digress, this post is supposed to be about Christmas!

So, I was at my parents this Sunday doing homework and having lunch with them, when my dad was finishing putting up the outside decorations.  They are going all out this year, because my grandpa, who became a widow in February when my granny passed, is coming into town for three weeks, and we want to make it overly special, since she isn’t with us anymore.

So, as usual, my mom pays somebody to do the inside decorations, because she honestly can’t be bothered with it, with the amount of stuff she has accumulated in the 9 years of living where they do.  (When they moved, they got rid of all of the old stuff and bought everything new, so it would match….that’s my parents for you!)

charliebrowntree So, while going through some things in the attic, my dad came across a tree that in the past, my mom took to her job to display.  It was a small 4’ tree that had the lights already strung.  She didn’t have any decorations for it, but they offered it to me anyways.  I figured, that’s the most expensive part of decorating for Christmas, so I took it.

BOY, WAS I WRONG!

Of course, you can’t just have a lit tree in your living room.  It has to have SOMETHING on it.  So, I went to Big Lots and got a few decorations and spent $25 on everything, including some stockings to hang from my bar, since I don’t have a mantle.

Well, after I finished with what I had, I realized there wasn’t enough stuff on the tree, and the back side needed lots of help…so, back to Big Lots, where I ended up dropping ANOTHER $75 for more stuff…but, I have to say, I’m VERY pleased with myself.  I didn’t go for the lights on the outside, because 1) I’m not handy and 2) I just don’t care about outside lights…especially living in an apartment.

So, for the first time since living on my own since I was 18, I present the pictures from my first tree, and my other purchase at Big Lots, a porcelain village (since I won’t do a Nativity scene). 

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Can I get a, “Are you serious?”

“Collier deputies: Woman on crack binge arrested after faking her own kidnapping”

“An East Naples woman describe by her niece as a ‘crack head’ in a Collier County Sheriff’s Office report was arrested Friday for telling her boyfriend to call police because she had been kidnapped and held for $200 ransom, the report said.

Sundae Dawn Johnson, 32, of the 3400 block of Goldie Lane, East Naples, was arrested on charges of providing false information to a law enforcement officer.

According to the arrest report:

Thursday morning, Johnson’s long-time boyfriend called her niece twice.

In the first call, the boyfriend said Johnson was ‘at it again,’ meaning she was on another crack smoking binge.

In the second call, the boyfriend said Johnson told him she had been kidnapped and tied up by a black Haitian male drug dealer, was being held for $200 ransom for failing to pay a crack debt, and the money should be given to ‘Toni’ at River Park Apartments.

The niece and boyfriend said they went to the River Park Apartments residence where Johnson purchased drugs and ask a few Haitian males outside if they had seen a ‘chubby white lady…’  One of the males said he saw Johnson walking around asking people for money earlier in the day.

A male soon approached the two, said Johnson owe him $60 and that she had given him her keys.  The man handed over the keys, stating that he doesn’t sell drugs and doesn’t want any problems.

In a final conversation with Johnson, the boyfriend said he told her the $200 was in the glove box of her car.  He said Johnson was ‘relieved.’  Deputies staked out the vehicle and later arrested Johnson at River Park Apartments.  They reported she had no visible signs of being tied up.”

Now, tell me…does anybody find it funny that her name was Sundae and she was described as a “chubby white lady?”

Article from the Naples Daily News, November 8, 2009.